In its relentless search for cunning new taxes, the Biden Administration today announced a tax on the carbon expelled by people who breathe out.
Biting News is widely known for its willingness to employ ‘mouth-breathers’ that have been rejected by other media companies. Thus, our staff are more likely than most to be hit by this vicious new tax.
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https://biting.news/science/biden-administration-introduces-carbon-tax-on-out-breathers/
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
