The Senate Minority Leader revealed his spine had been stolen in 2008, but he hadn’t bothered to report it as he never used it.
Biting News revealed the story about McConnell’s missing spine last month, only to discover nobody was all that surprised.
As McConnell himself said, “A spine isn’t required to hold high office in the Republican Party.” Continues...
https://biting.news/republican/mitch-mcconnells-missing-spine-found/
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
