“When the BBC turned its back on Stonewall, we realised we had very few friends left,” admitted the organisation’s Head of Personal Destruction, Jason Raynebows.
“That’s why we decided to rebrand and change our name to ‘Nigel No Mates.’ It better reflects our toxic status in society.” Continues...
https://biting.news/society/stonewall-to-rename-itself-nigel-no-mates/?r=locals-biting
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.