Like the rest of the press, we at Biting News are commie scum and thrilled at comrade Biden’s new name for the USA! We hopped in the company Lada and rushed to the press briefing only to discover an entrance guarded by burly men armed to the teeth with hammers and sickles...
https://biting.news/democrat/back-in-the-ussa/?r=locals-biting
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
