Everyone? Well, no, not absolutely everyone. At least, not here in Jacindastan.
I left the civilised world and returned to the nation of my birth in October. I am thus now living in the future because, as I write this, it's Christmas morning here in New Zealand. And all is not well in the future.
Yes, it's the season of goodwill to all men. And to all those who identify as male, I wish you a very merry Christmas.
Sorry, women, but there's no goodwill for you due to historical precedence. And due to the alarming authoritarian tendencies of Komandant Ardern, there's also no goodwill for the unvaxxed. According to Jaberella, the unvaxxed are selfish and wilfully endangering their grannies.
She may have a point. I am unvaxxed, and both my grannies are dead. One died in the 1990s, and that can't be a coincidence! The other died in 1971 when a tree fell on her car. I asked Jacinda, and she confirmed that's also my fault.
And so it is that here, in Jacindastan, in 2021, only vaxxed males are welcome, which I find rather vexing.
Biff Gruffly
Idiot in Chief
Biting News
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
