The Father of Lies was today banned on Twitter for a breach of the social media company’s opaque terms and conditions.
Twitter’s Head of Injustice told Biting News, “We’re not sure why Satan was banned. We’re still looking into it because Twitter is usually an enthusiastic supporter of evil. We suspect this is a mistake.”
https://biting.news/social-media/satan-banned-on-twitter/?r=locals-biting
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.