Your kids are too fat, and that’s a problem for the solvency of public welfare programs already straining at the seams. At the current rate of (cough) growth, half of all adults in the western world will officially qualify for blubbernaut status by 2032. And when we do, the health service will crumble under the weight...
https://biting.news/science/the-growing-problem-of-childhood-obesity/?r=biting-locals
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.