Biting News has learned aliens from across the galaxy invaded Washington DC 32 years ago and took over. We’re not surprised the news media failed to notice because they haven’t employed a journalist in decades. They wouldn’t recognise genuine news if it invaded its nation’s capital and took over. This is somewhat ironic, given the circumstances...
https://biting.news/science/aliens-invade-dc-nobody-notices/?r=locals-biting
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
