Fears for freedom of speech at Forbes: Insiders warn of censorship threat to America's 'business bible' as it prepares to go public with 'blank check' from China's sovereign wealth fund! So after their stock market float Forbes will officially be changing its name to China Knows Best (Zhōngguó zuì qīngchǔ) - it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue as well but it will make it a more accurate description of the magazine.
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I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
