After consulting with her Privy Council the #Queen of England has been assured that should she be able to get the #treasonous #jacindaardern and the even more vile #justintrudeau on to British soil - she would have the right to lock them both in the Tower of London. So she has hatched a cunning plan - she will invite them to tea! Nobody can resist tea with the Queen of England! Once she has them in England she intends to #torture them for a considerable period of time!
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.