Under pain of death, #BitingNews have just managed to smuggle out a top secret photo of #KlausSchwab as he really looks - shortly after transmitting this photo - our esteemed colleague was, unfortunately "exterminated" by one of Schwab's daleks! So spare a moment of silence for him - to protect his family his name shall remain a secret but hopefully it will help uncover the secrets of the #worldeconomicforum!
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
