It may be hard to hear, but Hillary Clinton is the logical choice for the Democratic Party’s 2024 Presidential candidate. We know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking the staff here at Biting News have gone stark raving mad. But please, hear us out.
The Democratic Party has a problem. It finds itself about as popular as a dose of the clap in a brothel. This is because the Party wants to turn America into something most Americans find abhorrent.
They want to turn America into California. Continues on Biting News...
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I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
