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Don’t Get Mad - Get Brainwashed

As a #government, you really don’t have to do much to convince people that they don’t already live in a #totalitarian state. Just give them access to Netflix and McDonalds - then take literally everything else away. Get them to actually pay you to force them to jump through hoops and obey your every command and they will still think they live in #freedom. No matter how badly you treat them! It’s really that easy!

Open your eyes #sheeple!

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Old Man Joe...

I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...

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September 08, 2021
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September 02, 2021
The fall and rise: 1951-2024...

This one starts out subtle. Then, all of a sudden, it punches you in the stomach and nicks your wallet. Hopefully, you get a decent chuckle from the payoff.

Make sure you crank up the volume!

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In the Pfizer boardroom...
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Facebook Introduces Woke Orientated Programming

Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.

W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.

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The economics of the Democratic Party is summed up in one image...
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