The New York Times (Who Else?) ran a woke ad campaign that asks people to imagine Harry Potter WITHOUT its creator J.K Rowling. We are not going even try and explain this insane piece of unlogic - since it would probably cause a burst blood vessel or two.
So, instead Biting News decided to imagine what Shakespeare would be like without er...um... well Shakespeare (see attached photo). After all the bard himself could be said to be extremely racist, transphobic, sexist and he would probably have been a Republican!
After we submitted the book to the New York Times Book Review - its critics reviewed the book as follows:
"A refreshingly easy read - a real page-turner! 5 STARS."
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I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
