In an exclusive interview with Biting News, the President says it’s time to reset his Presidency. “What do you mean when you say it’s time to reset your presidency?” we ask.
“Look, fat,” replies Biden, “it’s very simple. I got off to a bad start, and the American people are revolting. I need to do something great and reset my presidency.”
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I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
