The press corps has been ravaged by Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) since 2015, and it was hoped the r-rate would fall to zero after Trump’s election loss.
Sadly, there have been sporadic outbreaks of TDS among the press corps including an alarming uptick in January. But yesterday CDC head of public affairs Anita Fixx announced the r-rate of TDS has exceeded 1.0 for the first time since November last year.
According to Fixx, “Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a serious illness and is known to be fatal in some cases. The entire press corps is infected, although some have it worse than others.”
Biting News has first-hand experience of the devastation TDS can do to the mental stability of a journalist. We witnessed the symptoms of Trump Derangement Syndrome as they took hold of MSNBC talk show host Rachel Maddow. She literally foams at the mouth when she rails over some minor infraction by the former President.
Biting News can only watch in horror as this madness once again takes hold of the press corps. One by one, our colleagues stop serving the interests of the American people and instead pander to the interests of big business and the powerful elites who control the Democrat party.
To make matters worse, it now looks like TDS was cooked up in a lab in Wuhan and funded by an unknown malevolent actor known only by the name _Napoleon._
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