After years of unapologetic anarchism, Michael Malice was today taken to task by feisty congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “How dare you suggest life without government is preferable to the presence of my jackboot on your throat” fumed Ocasio-Cortez.
Malice refused to respond to Biting News’ request for an interview claiming he had to inspect Tim Pool’s zombie-proof underground bunker. The Pool Bunker is thought to be the only structure capable of resisting an onslaught from Lori Lightfoot and her zombie hordes.
However, Biting News has learned that Malice’s claim is false. According to well-known stool pigeon Adam ‘Schifty’ Schiff, Malice is “petrified of receiving the widely-feared spooky-eyed self-righteous glare of death from Ocasio-Cortez.”
Last week, Biting News obtained the only known photograph of the aforementioned “death glare” from the estate of the only photographer to have successfully captured AOC mid glare. The late photographer is survived by his wife and children.
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
