AOC today announced that her Green New Deal is to harness an inexhaustible source of clean energy.
“Burning fossil fuels is all very well,” fumed Ocasio-Cortez, “but there’s a limited supply and using it releases carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.”
“Fortunately, I’ve found a way to harness the power of Democratic Party sneering. As a result, the USA now has an inexhaustible source of clean energy!”
According to AOC “the sneering from CNN staff in a single day is, in and of itself, enough to power the state of Georgia until the heat-death of the universe.”
Meanwhile, professional hooky-player and trainee Sith Lord Greta Thunberg attended a press conference where she dared anyone to challenge the all-new “The Science.” One look at Thunberg was enough to convince the brave men and women of the press that agreement was the better part of valour.
I happened to find an old song about #JoeBiden down the back of my couch...
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
