1.1: In the beginning was the word and that word was “ouch!” And just before the beginning was the eternal silence that preceded creation. And lo, the Creator raised His hammer and brought it down in the act of creation.
1.2: But, despite careful aim and attention to health and safety regulations, the hammer came down upon His thumb. And thus, the first word was born in violence. And so it was that all words are violence.
1.3: But yea, the eternal silence that preceded the first word gave rise to violence despite all due care and attention. And so it was that silence is also violence.
1.4: Words = violence. No words = violence. Q.E.D.
1.5: Amxn.
ETA: Apologies to the late great Terry Pratchett and the Apostle John.
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