Senior Democratic Party officials aren’t happy with Joe Biden’s performance. Inflation is up, nobody wants to work, crime is skyrocketing, debt is off the charts, parents are angry, and our Generals no longer know whether they’re Arthur or Martha.

Biting News spoke to Democrat Election Integrity Tsar, Lyda Lott, and asked her why the party is doing such a poor job of running the country.

“We’re not doing as well as we thought we would,” said Lott. “Sure, we destroyed Los Angeles, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, Baltimore, New York, and Detroit. But just because we can’t run a city, that’s no reason to think we can’t run a country. After all, the media says we’re brilliant!”

“And yes, we know Biden is a liability. The man can’t make it to the end of a sentence, let alone the end of the day. So, we assembled a crack team of politicians, critical race theorists, and CNN anchors, and asked them to come up with a solution. It took just 42 days and cost a mere $168 million, but they've only gone and done it!”

“Biden isn’t our fault. He’s Trump’s fault. If Trump hadn’t deliberately and maliciously won in 2016, this would be the start of Hillary’s glorious second term. And Biden would be in a care home where he belongs.”