CNN host and ‘waste management’ consultant Chris Cuomo today denied allegations he broke the Overton window.
“That’s a dirty rotten lie” exclaimed Cuomo! “Why would I do that? I don’t even know where the Overton window is.”
Biting News sought independent verification from Project Veritas. The Head of their CNN investigation unit, Jimmy deLocke, confirmed the story and showed us footage of Cuomo lobbing rock after rock at the window.
Cuomo looks a little worse for wear as he pushes a shopping cart full of rocks toward the window. He pauses to shout at a stranger, demanding she stop calling him Fredo, before continuing up the street.
Cuomo stands in front of the Overton window swaying slightly to the left as he considers his options. Eventually, he bends down and reaches into his cart, selects a stone, and prepares to throw.
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Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.
W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.
