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Cubans yearn to breath free

And who can blame them? As far as political systems go, they’ve drawn the short straw. There’s a reason why communism has never worked.

Communism is the political system that required a wall to stop people from sneaking out and escaping to the capitalist west. And that was in its heyday!

Contrast this with America, which had to build a wall to stop people sneaking in.

It’s fair to point out that Cuba doesn’t have a wall. But that’s because Castro figured nobody was going to risk their lives on the open ocean in a flimsy boat built by communists.

But I digress. The only people who think Communism has something to offer are...

(1) Dictators who run communist countries
(2) Black Lives Matter
(3) University Professors
(4) Journalists
(5) The Democratic Party

Let’s get empirical and consider what the members of these groups produce.

Communist dictators produce corpses. Black Lives Matter destroys property, lives and businesses. University professors turn intelligent people into cretins. Journalists cover up the scandals of Democratic Party politicians.

And the Democratic Party itself is currently trying to turn America into Cuba.

The members of these five groups produce nothing of value, and there’s no reason to pay attention to anything they say.

If you want to pay attention to such people, you do you. I’m more interested in empirical results. And communism’s greatest achievement is the Lada (see photo).

If you want to drive a Lada, more power to you. Because more power is exactly what you're going to need while driving it.

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Facebook Introduces Woke Orientated Programming

Facebook today introduced #Woke Orientated Programming (W.O.P.)! This entirely new programming paradigm runs code in a safe space to ensure programmers (present and future) aren't offended by the algorithms, functions and methods they write.

W.O.P. has no constants and is an Extremely loosely typed language (ELTL). This ensures all constants can transition into any other type of data entity, including functions, objects, methods and properties to suit the needs of the woke cult. An experienced programmer may think a W.O.P. program is difficult to debug. Not so! All bugs are cancelled immediately when reported to Facebook moderators.

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The economics of the Democratic Party is summed up in one image...
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